Hey there sweet thang! Can I call you puddin'? Well I'm going to. Puddin', you make me so happy. You are the perfect balance of sweet and creamy. At times you jiggle on my spoon, other times I don't take the time to look but just because I don't take my time when devouring your deliciousness does not mean I don't value you as much as those who do. I need you in my life, Puddin'. You are a quick and easy homemade dessert, if I want to be fancy and impress all of my friends. Or you are a grocery shelf staple that doesn't require refrigeration- you could single-handedly save the world in a blackout/zombie attack/alien invasion/etc. Thanks for being so accommodating, Puddin' it means a lot.
Speaking of accommodating, you really are with all of the different flavors and textures out there- not just chocolate (gasp). I embrace them all, from bread pudding- which I believe is only pudding by name alone, to custards, to warm tapioca pudding, to the ever loved and devoured Snack Packs. Oh and the flavors, so many flavors... Butterscotch, banana, vanilla, chocolate, dark chocolate, and the new "designer flavors" such as cupcake and coconut cream pie. I gladly accept and applaud your diversity. I do not discriminate, Puddin'. You just make me happy. But like a fly to light, I come back to chocolate because it embodies all that is good and holy in this world.You are the whipped cream on my shortcake, the Reese's to my s'more, the milk to my cookie, and finally the pudding to my spoon.
I guess it's time to stop beating around the bush and just say it... But I can't. I feel like a school girl with her first crush. But this is a safe environment and you are such a loving food item. I guess I can say it... I love you Puddin'. I love you with all of my pregnant, sweet loving heart.
With all of my love and admiration,
Stacie